"I just heard on the radio about a shooting that was caught on video. The shooter drove off in a 1973 AMC Gremlin, and the police tracked down the owner through the DMV. First, the guy shot someone. Second, he was caught on video. Third, HE DROVE AWAY IN A 1973 AMC GREMLIN. No one drives a friggin' Gremlin any more. Not even your dad. I mean, if you are going to shoot someone on camera and drive away, get a Ford Focus or Hyundai Accent or Honda Accord, preferably in silver. But I have to give the shooter props for driving a kick-ass retro hatchback."
