Johnny Douche Bag's

Last night, we played trivia at Johnny D's in Davis Square. Johnny D's does not serve food during trivia. You are allowed to bring in food from another establishment or have a free slice of pizza, courtesy of Johnny D's, but do not ask for more than one slice of pizza, even if you are picking up a slice for someone else: the bartender will yell at you. Why? Well, besides the fact that the bartender is a royal prick, patrons are only allowed one slice each, no matter what. Is this rule made clear to all beforehand? No, not at all, but Johnny D's is not a professional establishment. Rather than make customers aware of this rule, Johnny D's rather have a dick-cunt bartender yell at members of the paying public. Fuck you, Johnny D's, fuck you. The "D" stands for "douche bag."