Greetings, Earthlings!
I have returned from the Honda dealership with an oil pan filled with fresh, golden petroleum product. I also made an appointment to find out why the CHECK ENGINE light is on, and to replace some doohickeys in the front end. As the kids say, I hope I have enough "bread," to pay for this repair work, "daddy-o."
You should see this particular Honda dealership, as it is oh-so fancy. First, it’s the size of the average Canadian province--I believe Mounties patrol the lot--and contained within its hallowed walls are the following:
- A hotel-like lobby, featuring a large, flat-screen, cable-equipped television and soft, only slightly stained, chairs
- An Internet café
- A real-world café selling various forms of criminally overpriced coffee and pastries
More to come…
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