What's really concerning me at the moment is we still don't know who killed world-renowned fertility specialist Dr. Gregory Madden on ABC's All My Children. The primary suspects include the following:
- The beloved Dixie Louise Cooney Chandler Martin Bodine Martin
- The cabalistic (not cannibalistic) casino kingpin, Zack "Attack" Slater
- The Queen of Pine Valley, PA herself, Erica Kane Martin Brent Cudahy Chandler Montgomery Marrick Montgomery
But what about the numerous theories floating around the Internets? One theory claims that the good doctor was killed by the combined efforts of the mildly retarded Stuart Chandler and the seemingly undead Myrtle Fargate; another accuses private eye Tad Martin's doppelganger, Ted Orsini. By the way, how does Tad make a living as a private detective? Besides being the worst detective ever, all his clients are members of his immediate family, thanks to Erica, who has been married to everyone in Pine Valley at least once. I believe she even married herself during the 1988 writer's strike.
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