Thursday, August 23, 2007

Learn How, You Idiot!

To all of you who dislike my All My Children postings: have no fear, as this entry only contains one short blurb about that particular show. Yesterday, local meathead medical student Jamie Martin informed local skank Arabella "Babe" Carey that he was leaving Pine Valley to join his uncle, Dr. Jake Martin, who has established an AIDS clinic in Africa. First, I thought it was funny that no other location was given other than Africa. No particular country on the continent, just Africa. (Apparently, Jamie will be helping to treat the entire continent. Bully for him.) Upon hearing the news, Babe tearfully told Jamie, "But if you go, you’ll be gone."

Ha-HA! That is awesome. It reminds me of that great line from The Brady Bunch Movie, as delivered by family patriarch, Mike Brady (Gary Cole), "Wherever you go, there you are."

Also occurring yesterday was the arrival of this e-mail:

From: "Robert Allen"
To: ryszard1973@yahoo.com
Subject: See How Morons Make Millions
Date: Wen, 22 Aug 2036 07:48:24 –0400

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